#nakedlaird

As you know, there have been plenty of reports of #nakedLaird popping up all over Pacific and Atlantic. But don’t be afraid. While this is a serious matter, apex predators assure us that the chances of having #NakedLaird hop on your back and paddle you are incredibly small. Laird Hamilton is being tracked by the US Coast Guard, but statistically speaking, you have a better chance of being struck by an alien clown falling from their VW spaceship.

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