Severe Pancake Warning for Maine Very Soon

This is from my favorite amateur weatherman: Frankie rocks it. Dogsandwolves

Severe Pancake Warning Is in effect for the State Of Maine and it will bring a ton of Pancakes and it will hit Portland Maine Including Restaurants, Bangor Maine and New Brunswick and People in Maine you have to Be Prepared for the Pancakes and it will be So Powerful in the State of Maine and the Pancakes will be So Powerful in the State of Maine and it will Flood with a ton of Pancakes with Syrup and it will flood the Lakes with Pancakes and People in Maine Be Prepared have your Syrup, Corn Syrup, Maple Syrup, Butter Ready and the Severe Pancakes will also hit New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and New Brunswick Canada and Especially Restaurants in Portland Maine and Bangor Maine and if you have anybody living in Maine and have your Forks and Butter Knives Ready Be Prepared for the Severe Pancakes Take Care and Stay Safe and Don’t Get Caught in a lot of Pancakes Be Safe.

John Beausanghttp://www.paddlemonster.com
Writer, Small Business Owner Father, Husband, Paddler, Surfer Sixers & Eagles Fan Proudly Independent Publisher, @distressdmullet Co-Founder @Paddlemonster

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