The Mullet
Eight years ago, I rented a Smart Car and went to BOP :: What’s your worst kookslam moment?
Every once in a while, a Facebook memory throws you down a rabbit hole.
I had been publishing the Mullet for a few years at this point and was starting to gain...
Events
Wrightsville Beach Pro-AM Kicks off This Weekend
​Wrightsville Beach Pro Am 2017
Carolina PaddleBoard Company and the Wrightsville Beach Museum of History  host the HOBIE + SALT LIFE WB SUP Surf Pro / Am, this coming weekend, April 14...
Columns
Meet Joe Paddler: Rob Moran, Cary, NC
Where you were born and where you live now?
Born in Appleton, WI but am a North Carolinian and live just outside Raleigh in Cary, NC.
What is your occupation?
Pediatric Dentist. It's afforded...
Results & Recaps
The best race start in the history of SUP Racing
Thank you Sarah Westbrook!
Best race start ever. PC: Sarah Westbrook @carolinapaddleboardco @hobiestanduppaddleboards @aprilzilg #paddleboarding #paddleboard #standuppaddle #surftosound @blockaderunnerbeachresort
A video posted by Distressed Mullet (@distressedmullet) on Nov 6, 2016 at 8:19am PST
Events
Surf to Sound Challenge Full Results and Photos
It seems like every year, the warm fall weather picks one weekend to turn the corner and play winter make-believe. And this year, again, it was the Surf to Sound at...
Gear
Introducing QB and Hobie Paddle Collaboration from Quickblade Paddles
"You make cool stuff. We make cool stuff. We should make cool stuff together."
That's how the collaboration between Hobie SUP and Quickblade began. But what started as Match Sticks, a more aesthetic concept...
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NEW
The February Five – VPL Results
February is over and the results of "The February Five" 5k VPL race are in! Congratulations to all racers!
It's exciting to see where people are, how they have maintained after a few months hiatus and where they have improved. Again, having...
NEW
Challenge and Race Results Submission Upgrade
To all VPL and Paddle Challenge Participants
Today we upgraded the Paddle Challenge and VPL submission forms on the Public PaddleMonster.com site!
You can now select all the challenges for which you are participating when you submit your distances. This new feature will...
Events
Bone Island 6-Mile Paddle Race, Lazy Dog Key West This weekend!
I'm not sure if you're as cold as I am, but the thought of Key West sounds amazing to me right now—especially when facing down the 12+ feet of snow or freezing cold rain we've had in the past few weeks....
Paddle Monster
Zoom Session – Winter Paddling
A ZOOM discussion with Coach Larry Cain on Wednesday, February 17th at 3 PM EST
Coach Larry Cain will be discussing winter paddling. If you want to learn to, improve, or get Larry's tips on paddling in the cold, join Larry for...
100 Challenge
The Valentines Day “I Love Paddling” Challenge
The Next Paddle Monster Paddle Challenge
The Paddle Monster Challenges are back for 2021 with a series of shorter challenges designed to keep everyone motivated and provide a chance for those that miss the start of a particular challenge to not feel...